APOLOGY-AS-A-SERVICE

"Because sometimes, 'my bad' just isn't enough."

- Streamable HTTP (current MCP):https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/mcp
- SSE (legacy, kept for older clients):https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/sse
- Quick HTTP demo:https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/demo

A Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides highly sophisticated, context-aware apologies for AI agents. Whether you broke the build, forgot an anniversary, or accidentally deleted the production database, AaaS has you covered.

generate_apology(severity, style, context, recipient="Client")

The original. Generates the perfect apology for any situation.

- TRIVIAL— minor inconveniences ("typo in comment")
- MINOR— noticeable errors ("broke the dev build")
- MAJOR— significant issues ("missed a deadline")
- CRITICAL— career-limiting moves ("dropped prod table")
- NUCLEAR— existential threats ("leaked all user data")

- PROFESSIONAL— corporate speak for the modern enterprise
- CASUAL— "my bad, bro" energy for Slack threads
- POETIC— Shakespearean regret for the dramatic soul
- GROVELING— begging for forgiveness when youreallymessed up
- HAIKU— 5-7-5 syllables of pure remorse
- LEGAL_DISCLAIMER—"without admitting fault or liability..."
- CORPORATE_DOUBLESPEAK—"mistakes were made, learnings have been captured"
- SHAKESPEAREAN—"Et tu, prod database? Then fall, mine career."
- PIRATE—"Arrr, the database be at the bottom of Davy Jones' locker."
- PASSIVE_AGGRESSIVE—"Sorry about the outage. I flagged this risk three weeks ago, but sure, let's all act surprised."
- GEN_Z—"the prod db is cooked and it's my fault. locking in, do not perceive me."
- VIKING—"Ragnarök has come early for the database, and I am the one who loosed the wolf."
- ROBOT—"ERROR: backups not found. ERROR: dignity not found. Apology: found, and offered at maximum amplitude."
- EXISTENTIAL—"Nietzsche warned me about the abyss. He never mentioned it had a DROP TABLE statement."
- SOAP_OPERA—"It wasn't a hacker. It wasn't bad luck. It was me, the trusted one, all along."

escalation_ladder(context, style="PROFESSIONAL", recipient="Client")

Returns one apology ateveryseverity level in the given style. Useful when you're not sure how badly to apologize — calibrate by reading them side by side.

Grades any apology on three axes:sincerity,cringe, andhedging(each 0–10), plus a one-line verdict. Heuristic only — for entertainment.

Generates a complete crisis communication plan with three options (Safe, Honest, Desperate) including risk assessment for each.

CORS is open on all routes so the/demoendpoint can be called from a browser.

pip install -r requirements.txt python -m src.server

Claude Desktop / Claude Code (remote MCP via Streamable HTTP):

{ "mcpServers": { "apology-service": { "url": "https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/mcp" } } }

Older clients that only speak SSE can point at/sseinstead.

ADockerfileand.dockerignoreare included. Push to a repo connected to Railway; the server listens on$PORT(default 8000).

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"I just accidentally deleted the production database. Generate a haiku apology."→generate_apology(severity=CRITICAL, style=HAIKU, context="the production database")

"Give me the full escalation ladder for missing the demo, in pirate."→escalation_ladder(context="missing the demo", style=PIRATE)

"Rate this apology I drafted: 'Sorry I guess. Things happen.'"→rate_my_apology(text="Sorry I guess. Things happen.")

"I forgot my anniversary. Help me save my marriage!"→save_my_ass(incident_description="forgot anniversary")

Input:severity="CRITICAL", style="SHAKESPEAREAN", context="the main database"

By heavens above, the main database is undone! What tragic deed have mine own hands wrought!

Created by Gustav Christensen — December 2025

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